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The Jelly Bean Jar
Every celebration in year one, a bean goes in. Every celebration after, a bean comes out. Legend says the jar never empties. We're here to find out.
Coming soon to Amazon. Follow along and we'll post the moment it's live.
The Oldest Joke in Marriage, Now With Receipts
Year one
Every time the two of you, ahem, celebrate, a bean goes in the jar. Newlyweds are advised to buy a bigger jar.
Year two onward
Now a bean comes out each time. This is where the math starts doing the talking.
The verdict
The legend says you'll never empty it. The Gazette keeps the books, so you can see for yourselves.
What's in the Box
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Open it in front of everyone
A printed gift box built for the reveal at the shower, the bachelor party, or the bachelorette.
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Scan the card
The activation card opens The Gazette right on your phone. No app store, no account.
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File your reports
Log discreetly, read the monthly reports and commentary, and get a final verdict at the two-year mark.
Frequently Filed Reports
Is it explicit?
No. It's a clean joke told with a straight face. Nothing graphic, just beans, charts, and commentary.
Do we need to download an app?
No. The card opens it in your phone's browser, and you can add it to your home screen from there.
Who can see our jar?
Just you. Your entries are stored on your phone, not on our servers.
When can I buy one?
Soon, and only on Amazon. Follow along and we'll post launch day.
Right now, on Amazon.